~ The Geezer Times Newspaper ~

Jan. 6, 2007

Old Geezer set off to Target for their 75% off Christmas sale. He was looking to buy some Christmas wrapping paper. Wouldn't you know it, there was only one roll left. Just as Old Geezer was about to put it in his cart, out of nowhere Stuntmas appeared! He swiped the wrapping paper out of Old Geezer's hand. It was then the fight began.

The Old Geezer never fought crime without the Vicious Old Geezer or GeezerMan, but GeezerMan was sick and the Vicious Old Geezer was out buying corn for his mother. Old Geezer punched Stuntman in the face. Stuntman got angry and punched him right back. It was then that a security guard came over to them. He said, "What seems to be the problem?" They both responded, "He stole my wrapping paper! I saw it first!" They started going at it again right there in front of the security guard.

(to be continued...)